You know those days when you’ve dealt with one disaster after another and you look at the clock to see it’s not even 9 am yet so you start counting down the seconds until you can take a relaxing bubble bath with a glass wine? Those are the days this survival kit was designed to help you get through.
- B*tch Please is a spicy, fun, and uplifting essential oil blend to help you through those moments were it’s best not to say what you are really thinking.
- Calm the F Down is a soothing essential oil blend to help calm you down and uplift your mood.
- Get Sh*t Done is an invigorating and motivating essential oil blend to help get you through that impossibly long to-do list.
- Go Smudge Yourself is a relaxing, purifying essential oil blend to help you let go of that negative attitude so you can welcome in a more positive one.
- Hot Mess Express is a calming, soothing essential oil blend to help clear the mind and get you through those times when everything just seems too much.
- I’d Rather Be Sleeping is a tranquil essential oil blend to help you relax at the end of a very long day.
- I’m Not Listening is a calming, balancing essential oil blend to help you get though those moments that require the patience you just can’t seem to find.
Kit contains: 10 ml sprays of B*tch Please, Calm the F Down, Get Sh*t Done, Go Smudge Yourself, Hot Mess Express, I’d Rather Be Sleeping, I’m Not Listening
How it's Made
What makes our blends so special…
Hand blended and poured in small batches, we use only wild harvested, organic, or consciously harvested ingredients and the essential oils have been tested for purity.
What’s in it…
Ingredients: Purified Water, Polysorbate-20, Disodium EDTA, DMDM Hydantoin, essential oils (see below for each blend)
- B*tch Please: Essential Oils: Neroli, Orange, Frankincense, Lemon, Ylang Ylang
- Calm the F Down: Essential oils: Lavender, Lemon, Patchouli
- Get Sh*t Done: Essential Oils: Mandarin, Lime, Peppermint, Geranium
- Go Smudge Yourself: Essential Oils: Palo Santo, Sage, Lavender
- Hot mess Express: Essential Oils: Clary Sage, Geranium, Cedarwood, Orange, Chamomile
- I’d Rather Be Sleeping: Essential Oils: Lavender, Bergamot, Clary Sage, Ylang Ylang
- I’m Not Listening: Essential Oils: Neroli, Orange, Frankincense, Lemon, Ylang Ylang
Special Note… Due to the nature of essential oils and safe dilution guidelines, the aroma is more subtle than synthetic perfumes and do not have the stabilizers for long lasting aroma. As the skin absorbs the oils the aroma will become more faint but the therapeutic properties are still at work within your system.
Tip… Due to the nature of using pure ingredients, the consistency of the product may change if exposed to varying temperatures. To ensure maximum product shelf life we suggest storing it tightly sealed in a cool, dark place
Caution… Do not use with children under 10 years of age.
Caution… Do not use B*tch Please or Calm the F Down if pregnant or nursing.
Caution… Do not use Get Sh*t Done if you have a clotting disorders; cardia fibrillation; or G6PD deficiency
For your safety, our products have been professionally formulated by a certified aromatherapist
Safety Concerns… For external use only… Avoid eyes and mucous membranes… Keep out of reach from children and animals… If you are pregnant, have a medical condition, or taking medication please consult your physician before using any product
Disclaimer… Products and statements have not been reviewed or approved by the FDA. Please consult a medical professional for any questions regarding your health care.